[epilepticsaints]

[shesnake]

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

[shesnake]

[chaser]

ALT

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[ashyslashyy]

[heavybend]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[heavybend]

brother dubious

[winter-mornings]

Hes gonna stick to solitaire...

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[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

the-trash-eating-llama asked:

Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

fluffydancer618 answered:

[the-trash-eating-llama]

This one shall do nicely.

[fluffydancer618]

Originally posted by jasffy

[the-trash-eating-llama]

35 miles, happy 24 hours.

[the-trash-eating-llama]

24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

[fluffydancer618]

It's ok, take your time

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Hog swill

Might take a minute.

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

[fluffydancer618]

Buddy???

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.

[fluffydancer618]

What

What the hell

[sketiana]

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now